A euphemism for masturbation.
Guy 1 "Hey man, you were real distant last night, what were you doing"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"
by MiniGram October 7, 2025
Get the Peeling the Puppymug. 
to jump on the back of another and begin to hump the piss out of them until they either fall down or just give it up
by bjrebel March 8, 2014
Get the puppy nelsonmug. Puppy: *shits adorably on the floor* *Eats every last pair of shoes I own* *Bites through the skin on my hand*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*
by LovelyBandito November 26, 2021
Get the Puppymug. hot. smash.
Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs
Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs
Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"
by Deadhooker. April 15, 2023
Get the Jawless Puppymug. by CharmEGGoke June 11, 2021
Get the puppy snackmug. I like going dancing with my family, but my cousin has puppy-syndrome.
I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.
I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
Get the Puppy-Syndromemug.