puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Puppies

The cutest living animal in the world

A baby dog

Omg I want all of these cute little puppies!

by ifaduckishappyitisnotsad May 25, 2021

spoopy puppy

the definition of retard

spoopy puppy = retard

by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020

puppy sanchez

when u take your finger insert it into a puppy's ass and rub it on your lover's upper lip

i gave my girlfriend a kitty sanchez

i gave mine a puppy sanchez

by apple on a stick September 29, 2010

Puppy Maker

A fertile womb of a female human or female werewolf

Girl - " dump your hot sticky load deep into my Puppy maker . "

by legion69420 January 20, 2015

Puppy Factory

A group of co-workers milling about and chatting, often said by a passerby left out of the idle conversation.

Warning of impending bust by management.

"Quite a puppy factory going on in your office."

"Alright, time to shut down the puppy factory. We better get back to our facade of working, the boss is on to us."

by SylverDraegon August 4, 2009

Puppies

Hairy testacles

Wow I was giving him a blowjob but his puppies kept getting in the way

by Isuckmydadoff June 22, 2018