When the driver of an automobile exits the stopped vehicle during a red traffic signal (stop light, red light) and urinates. The driver must finish urinating before the traffic signal changes to a green traffic signal (green light, go). If the driver does not finish urinating before the signal turns green he is to be scorned and ridiculed harshly by occupants within the vehicle and all surrounding vehicles and their occupants, however if the driver completes the task he is to be applauded by all.
by Gomez McTaco June 10, 2011
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Dude 1 "Hey bro! How about you go roast a pumpkin for dinner!?"
Dude 2 "What is that supposed to mean?"
Dude 1 " It's when you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender."
Dude 2 "Oh, right."
Dude 2 "What is that supposed to mean?"
Dude 1 " It's when you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender."
Dude 2 "Oh, right."
by Timberino May 19, 2016
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Hey Sweety, can you keep an eye on the baby I have to bake some pumpernickel before the flight. I hate using airplane restrooms.
by Cigar ass October 7, 2018
Get the Bake some pumpernickel mug.When someone takes the top of the pumpkin (aka vine, handle) and inserts it in their rectum while having sex with the face of a carved pumpkin.
by CelticMonk October 13, 2018
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Get the Fucked the pumpkin mug.A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.
Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.
Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.
Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.
by ethan__skywalker March 20, 2021
Get the Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper mug.My goodness Clive really smells like a tramps armpit but golly gosh he loves to pump that gash! He’s a real smelly pussy pumper
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