poop goop

Semen that leaks out of an ass after fill-up

Steve's underwear showed signs of poop goop.

by crazyshityo November 6, 2007

Poop trampoline

When feces unexplainably ends up on the wall next to you.

There must have been some kind of miscue and the poop hit the mini "poop trampoline" that was lying on the floor in the bathroom.

by kurupt2164 the greatest October 9, 2008

poop insurance

When your pretty sure it's just a fart, but you're gonna push that thing out with some force, so you sit down on the toilet just in case some poop's gonna follow

Guy 1: Hold on, i need to change my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants

by fauxphantom1 November 22, 2011

Prison Poops

The art of defecating while locked away in prison.

The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.

by Dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010

poop net

(noun) the loose portion of jeans dangling below the butt-region; typically found on those people with wide, flat asses who are unable to properly fill-out their jeans

Due to her Irish-ass and unwashed jeans, Sam had a bad case of poop net in her Levis.

by front porch April 9, 2007

Chunky poop

When a an Asian man puts his fingers a midgets ass

"What's up Chunky Poop"

by Mikey Ofrd April 28, 2019

Perfect-Poop

The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.

After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.

This morning, I had a perfect-poop. An excellent way to start my day.

by cheno1115 June 20, 2011