When you have an emotinal night, need to poo, call you mate and he comes in to hug you while singing Celine Dion
Last night I drank too much and now i feel sorry for myseld and i called Bob to meet me in the toilet and hug me while i have a cry poo!
by Jessa Nighty March 14, 2011
Get the Cry Poo mug.Poo envy can happen when you are traveling with someone and the change in environment backs you both up to the point of sharing a prolonged stage of bloated discomfort.
Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.
Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.
Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
I would have enjoyed our walk through Paris a lot more had I not been consumed with poo envy after you beat me to it.
by AG5000 August 19, 2014
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OHHH man I tried to fart and did a suprise poo. This McDonalds chips may give me a suprise poo, therefore i won't eat them.
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
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awh mate, i just took a heavy shit, it was pretty rough going and the guy next to me gave me a right poo look.
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