Politicow

A person who cant stop talking about politics. They eat it day and night, regurgitate it and talk about it again and again. Usually on social media when the topic has nothing to do with politics.

Politicow says, “Eat more politics!”

Politicow by Tired of politics July 14, 2018

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Politic

A prostitute; someone who receives money in exchange for sexual favors; a hooker

Uber express had us standing on the corner like some politics.

Politic by ProudCatOwner July 20, 2018

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Politis

Politis pahl-uh-tiss
(a stimulating political discussion among lovers) noun...

Found only in extraordinarily-secure love relationships, that state of receptive communication whereby both partners can freely and passionately express their opposing political views to an objective listener yielding a surprisingly desirable outcome...as the sparks fly, they ignite an overwhelming aphrodisiac effect upon the couple.

“Andrew and Susan are oposite-leaning lovers; when they talk politis it grabs everyone’s attention...they can’t keep their hands-off each other! “

Politis by stimulatingdebate August 14, 2018

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political christian

A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"

" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."

political christian by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018