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Patrick

A guy who used some 14 year old girl for sex
Ew don’t be Patrick
by nono:) May 3, 2018
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Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED
by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021
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Patrick

That guy in my class everyone likes
1: Is that Patrick
2: Yeahhh
by It'smee. Me June 18, 2022
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Patrick

He’s a very uptight guy Patrick’s usually aren’t very hot there abit ugly but they can show u a good time with his parents
Ohh look it’s Patrick ‘please tdobt come over here
by Sara106 November 22, 2021
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Colby Patrick-ing

When you are shoving your face with food, specifically cookie cake...
Did you see Jason over there eating his wings? He is really Colby Patrick-ing them, like a pig!
by SirLoganic March 20, 2021
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jerry patrick

The lord of Pythagorean theorem, will teach it to you endlessly
Jerry Patrick: sorry for teaching Pythagorean Theorem so much but you're going to need it
by A single Flute Player in Band December 12, 2018
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Patrick

The sweetest person you’ll ever meet. Has a very odd sense of humor. tall boi. A chill person in general but still very fun to be around. He is a very caring and compassionate human being.
Patrick is literally the sweetest.
by Justuraceragehoe April 15, 2019
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