Optional Toilet Paper

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.

I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014

Toilet Paper Hoarder

The great toilet paper famine of 2020. Shortage of toilet paper in many homes due to idiots panic buying them to prevent a virus.

Did you see Jim yesterday? He is such a Toilet Paper Hoarder.

Jessica took all my toilet paper when we went to the party. Smh. Toilet Paper Hoarder

by Lildrav April 7, 2020

Toiley T. Paper

Toiley T. Paper is a toilet paper puppet that announces the "Poop Word of the Day"

Toiley T. Paper: Here's your Poop Word of the Day! Instead of saying you're going to take a poop, say you're-making chocolate pudding! Don't eat it, though.

by JeffyFanatic5000 November 7, 2022

catch my paper

Getting a fighting round with somebody

Brudda told me to go catch my paper so i did

by Daturbandude August 2, 2016

paper gown town

A special safety area in jail for mental health. When you act crazy in jail, they give you a paper gown instead of the jail uniform so you can’t hurt yourself and they put you in a special area (usually isolated) until the psychotic episode subsides.

She got caught snorting Benadryl in the pod again so they sent her to Paper Gown Town for 24 hours.

by K666C March 15, 2022

Devil’s Paper-Maché

A substance created when toilet paper is used to clean up jizz.

Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.

Guy after sex “Here’s some toilet paper”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”

by Dr. Brostein December 21, 2022