A phenomenon in which trees appear to list to one side because the soil has shifted from melting of permafrost. Unfortunately seen more than ever because of global warming. In Alaska, what may be the worst example of this phenomenon in the world is continuing to happen, especially in and around the Kenai Preserve.
In the Kenai Preserve, four million acres of forest are dying. You can tell by the drunken trees and the "silvering" and sap loss from the spruces.
by pentozali May 16, 2007
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by Charli3 March 28, 2008
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Man did you see those freaks doing that shit to the tree?
Yea man that's just the Brotherhood of the Tree, be thankful they ain't trying to bang your ass instead.
Yea man that's just the Brotherhood of the Tree, be thankful they ain't trying to bang your ass instead.
by PhoneyTenton October 20, 2008
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Bieber's abs are great when photo-shoped, but Marky Mark will always be my favorite Calvin Klein Christmas Tree.
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You don't support the war in Iraq? You goddamn tree orphan!
"I heard that guy talks to trees." "He is such a tree orphan."
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