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Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.
Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.
by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024
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Galley goblin

A flight attendant that is territorial over their galley to the point of not sharing food or beverage stock with other flight attendants.
The aft flight attendant was a galley goblin that didn’t let me get my first class snack basket or any of my restock, and people like her should be put on nothing but CRJ 200 trips if they hate working with others so much.
by jeisennenk May 17, 2023
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Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.
Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?
by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023
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Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.
Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
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UGC Goblin

Basically a person who hoards UGC Limiteds from Roblox creators and never sells them.
most of them come from waffletrades
That UGC Goblin just came from Waffle’s stream!
by starterpackagefromshadowlegend February 9, 2024
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Cobble Goblin

A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.
“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”

“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”
by Fanny wetter June 4, 2021
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Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.
The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back into the box with no rapper.
by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025
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