mom rocket

A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice

Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."

by BigRick2008 November 20, 2018

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Craig’s Mom

The man named Gatlen slays her poos all day and night

Gatty slays Craig’s mom

by Craig’s Mom November 27, 2018

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Raging mom

An angry mom because you play to much fortnite and she takes away your controller because you talk back

Mom: You’ve been on that game for hours time to read
Kid: shut your mouth! Sorry but I’ve gotta get the victory Royale
Mom:(Takes Controller) YOUR GROUNDED!! And that’s a raging mom

by Icy penguin January 7, 2019

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Soccer mom

Drives a van, wears sandals, blonde hair and has a kid that wears neon clothing. His name’s Brody. Only talks about Brody’s successes. Brody probably fucking sucks at soccer.

“I just realized I’m a soccer mom” , “you look like a soccer mom”

by Sigismund_Dikjstra June 17, 2018

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