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palm tree

were you shove your penis down a womens mouth repeatedly so it looks like a palm tree because of your balls going up and down like coconuts and your pubes moving around like the leaves.
Dazza: hay man did you palm tree that bitch last night man
George: FUCK YEAH!
by George Leg February 27, 2019
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Trees on deck

Trees on deck means a drug dealer has drugs available for sale.
by Brooklyn1256 May 31, 2017
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Hitting The Tree

"Excuse me while I go hit the tree bro."

"Andy looks fucked. Was he Hitting The Tree again?"
by MrsDrSeus October 25, 2011
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tree dad

when ur dad or uncle want to stick thier penis so damn deep into you that u feel like a tree is growing inside you.
Did u see the tree dad your uncle gave to Jacqualyn?
by myunclesass May 23, 2018
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tree-check

The act of physically stopping someone in their tracks by running into them, in the same manner of them running into a tree. Common in sports.
I tree-checked this guy off his feet at practice today.
by a bananarchist March 5, 2009
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drunken trees

A phenomenon in which trees appear to list to one side because the soil has shifted from melting of permafrost. Unfortunately seen more than ever because of global warming. In Alaska, what may be the worst example of this phenomenon in the world is continuing to happen, especially in and around the Kenai Preserve.
In the Kenai Preserve, four million acres of forest are dying. You can tell by the drunken trees and the "silvering" and sap loss from the spruces.
by pentozali May 16, 2007
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tree brained

The state you enter into after smoking large amounts of marijauana.
by jturbo October 2, 2009
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