cleaning

lying on your bedroom floor, feeling the wood against your bones and just crying to fine line by harry styles

person 1: i'm cleaning my room
person 2: i should do that too bro

by niall_folk January 25, 2024

Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.

Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk

by got balls? May 16, 2014

sight clean

A Clean weapon, No crimes affiliated with that weapon

Nigga, I'm bringing a sight clean to this fight.

by hahaahahahahahhaahahhahahaahah May 31, 2018

cleaned everybody's clock

give someone a beating.

"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

clean up shop

a cocaine addict who sniffs up the cocaine that drops on the floor in a drug shop so it doesn’t fall into the hands of the police

“Bro wanna hangout?
“Bro I can’t I have to clean up shop”

by yamomhaha April 8, 2022

Squeaky Clean

A way to describe the act of sex.

Daniel: I got squeaky clean with the boys last night
Kyle: Same

by dom766 October 2, 2022

clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex

“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom”

by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022