A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!
by imAtASleepover May 31, 2018
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Graham: Hey Devan, I like your sets machine shirt.
Devan: Thanks man! I've been lifting everyday bro. I just need to scoop me up a nice woman, man.
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A top secret, highly advanced recording device is is used in chat rooms to obtain knowledge to aid in national security. This secret technology was trusted to Special Agent Dick Johnson (code name Destroyer) who can't seem to figure out how to operate the Voice Machine. Only time will tell if he will be able to complete his secret mission. It is a matter of national security and a failed mission could mean the collapse of our government as we know it. We at the SSGA (Super Secret Government Agency) really wish Special Agent Johnson would get his shit together and figure out how to use the Voice Machine. He is a really nice guy and we made this advanced technology very simple to use, just for him, but he is still having difficulty operating it. And NO Special Agent Johnson, it doesn't work if you say Christmas in the Voice Machine.
by Speech December 19, 2018
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Get the Puss machine mug.The process of vaping orally and anally, similar to butt chugging. Named the "Steam Machine" after Machine John performed the very same act for six hours straight before dying instantly.
person 1: did you hear about benjamin?
person 2: no, what happened?
person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.
person 2: ruptured?
person 1: yeah, ruptured.
person 2: no, what happened?
person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.
person 2: ruptured?
person 1: yeah, ruptured.
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