Bear Mountain Beer

Ah, the glorious Bear Mountain: home to one of the best tasting beers man has tasted. That taste comes at a price, however. This delicious beer is heavily guarded by one of the most dangerous bear-infested mountains known to man. Make no mistake however, these are no ordinary bears: these are Bear Mountain bears making Bear Mountain Beer. Oh yes, the highly intelligent bears of Bear Mountain have passed the recipe of that sweet Bear Mountain Beer from generation to generation, resulting in the some of finest beer ever produced. For us humans to have the pleasure of consuming the Bear Mountain Beer, employees of Bear Mountain Beer International must take the risk of a lifetime: tackling the mountain in hopes of extracting some of that rich amber fluid. That alone is not the whole story though: you think the bears just make the beer? No! These are drunk angry bears that will stop at nothing to ensure the preservation of their life force. The one thing they hate more than not being drunk of their asses are human moochers harvesting their life's work. One has not lived a complete life unless they have had a nice long cold glass of Bear Mountain Beer.

"I just ordered a keg of Bear Mountain Beer. Now let's have a moment of silence for the poor workers who died in their quest for this delicious beer..."

by Lokokoko January 31, 2010

Rocky Mount Academy

An expensive private school filled with stuck up white people. All the guys with loud trucks think they’re so fucking cool but really they’re just redneck wannabe’s. Nobody at the school really likes the school they just go because all the other schools suck ass and their mommies won’t let them go. Anyways don’t ever go to RMA unless you wanna be surrounded by preppy white bitches and redneck wannabes. Oh and also the 8 MAN FOOTBALL TEAM LMAO is ass.

Who is driving those loud ass trucks around town?

Guys from Rocky Mount Academy that think they’re the shit!

by gnarly2000 July 4, 2019

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Don't let the partying reputation fool you; yes it is a blast at Mount Saint Mary's. The best-kept secret though is all the power players you'll meet down the road who went there! For some reason, Mounties clean up real good and pull in some sick paychecks. And, more importantly, they are undyingly loyal and take care of their own.

Mount Saint Mary's College/University graduates are, for example, senior officials with the FBI, Directorate of National Intelligence, Attorneys, CEOs of major corporations and very active in Maryland politics

by To the Mount! April 4, 2008

Mountain View High School

Mountain View High School is a school in the EMUHSD, it's not as known as RHS, or EMHS, or SEMHS, or AHS, You can actually see mountains if you are in the fields. School Starts after the bell rings at 8AM. There's alot of Hispanics here, some asian, a few of other race like Blacks, & Jews. This school isn't fun & loving like most of the common schools. When you're not paying attention you could lose a PEN, or some really valuable items. There's lack of School Spirit, barely any prep rallies, only time i hear people cheering is when we win a game, that lasts for not even half a day. well only friends of friends in the team are happy everybody else could CARELESS. People You'd See here are Jocks, Asians, wanna be Shufflers, stoners, wanna be's cholas, cool kids, fit ins, rebellious teens, skater or punks guys with long hair. girls who spray shit loads of perfume. & people who leave their trash behind after lunch. School has the wackest theme dances, ASB really lacks ideas. The Club FAME, is stupid, they make it sound all good but once you're in it, it' s pointless, doesn't help you with anything. Choir sounds like they chipmunks teaching..
Missings: Key Club, Red Cross, Swim Team, badminton, Choreo, Prep Rallies, Songs, AUDITORIUM,
Favorites; Vista, Year Book, & French Club.

Mountain View High School has "wanna be cholos" are the people who scream out EMF, and go EE.

for ex)
Teacher:"Students, take our your book"
Student;EMF"
Students: "EE, aye teacher he's from EMF"-__-
Teacher: Dawgs*// or sents kids out.

Kiis Fm came to our school only like 10 people payed attention. CARELESS

Me: LOOK ITS KIIS FM
Students Not paying attention*

by Kiss It, it's the truth. January 21, 2011

mountaineers

Mascot of the amazing, history making Appalachian State University football team from Boone, North Carolina.

Important to note, "Appalachian" pronounced "app-uh-latch-un." Failure to properly pronounce the Mountaineers hometown will likely result in an ass kicking from said Mountaineers. And you do NOT want an ass kicking from a Mountaineer.

So, wait, which team won three consecutive national championships and beat Michigan in a season opener?

Cmon man, you know it was them Mountaineers!

by proud app alumn January 12, 2008

Mountain Top

When a man ejaculates and the tip of his penis is covered in seamen, thus looking like a mountain top

Dude, she gave me a mountain top.

by Morado Matt June 19, 2010

mountain biker

Mountain Biker is a shit house person who has OCD. OCD with MTB, shredding, trail cookies, bikes, mahalo, marlo and Whistler. OCD also with kamikaze, such as launching himself off big ass jumps.

Only rides park, dad only comes to witness first-hand where the ambulance will take him to this time.

Mountain biker somehow believes that riding around, shredding trails, forest surfing and eating trail cookies is more beneficial than finishing school. (AKA bro).
Common vocab used by mountain biker is mahalo, marlo, shred, trail cookies, shred hard ma dudes and im faster than you.

A mountain biker is a forest surfer who shreds.

by JellypopJess June 10, 2017