briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018

Sweaty monger

Kacper Sasiela

Kacper Sasiela is a little sweaty monger/

by 3213223434 June 14, 2018

Bitch monger

One who engages in gossip , especially in a work evironment, in bitchy manner.

"She's been spreading rumours again she's a real bitch monger!"

by Bear with big paws October 19, 2018

Attention monger

To sell or peddle.eg.fidh monger etc.

Eg fish monger i.e. to sel fish

Attention monger i.e to seek attention
Thus it means to seek attention

by Govind mishra November 17, 2018

claude monger

A scientist that is loved for his lab work. He is a well known guy who yells out claude monger on a daily basis

Aye mate, quit fooling around or i'll get claude monger on you mate!!!

by CLAUDEMONGERLOVER December 4, 2018

Cheese monger

Cheese monger is a person who jokes around too much and makes people uncomfortable to be around.

He used to be cheesy, but now he's such a Cheese monger.

by Evelle1 January 10, 2019

Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.

Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"

by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019