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Groove metal

a genre of music which gives you an undesirable urge to headbang even tho it's in some sort of standard tuning (but not trash metal)
Hey bro, what genre is Cowboys From Hell?

It's groove metal idiot, didn't you notice your head flew off from headbanging?
by Headbanger3000 May 3, 2023
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the metal touch

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.
Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa
by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021
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metallic archea

Metallic Archea refers to when someone or something's, body oder is so bad that it destroys any object within its vicinity.
Fred: "dude I cant believe how bad David's Metallic Archea is."
by codthefish June 29, 2023
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Münchausen Metal

A style of metal that is made up so people think you are awesome and know a lot of stuff you don’t understand.
“I only listen to 'Münchausen Metal' … I’ve doubt you’ve heard of it. It’s super subterranean and beyond extremely world first exclusive brutally epic!”
by VikingFett July 23, 2015
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metal meatbag

Metal Meatbag is a dedicated follower of the unsigned hard rock and metal bands in arizona. phrase coined by Reverend Black Jack McBride singer guitar player for the metal band 2 IN THE CHEST on the dust bowl metal show.
by ReverendbjMcbride May 4, 2018
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Middle Metal

Music that is listened to primarily by Middle Schoolers to the end of feeling "Hardcore."

This music often becomes an obsession; the listeners often delude themselves into thinking that only the musician understands them.

When the listener matures several years, they realize how foolish they were, and occasionally listen for purposes of nostalgia.
"Dude, what's this Three Day's Grace album doing on your shelf?"

"Oh, that's my kid brother's. He's really into Middle Metal now."
by NewPaul September 1, 2013
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Metal Jenelle

This is usually people performed by people named Jenelle, during intercourse the female (usually named Jenelle) will stick the tip of a Ka-Bar knife into the males penis, the males penis must be below average and pubes must very grown for a “Metal Jenelle.”
I found out I have a really small penis and I need to shave, I just got a Metal Jenelle.
by PudgyKid November 19, 2018
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