Megan

A total bitch who knows nothing and only dates beaners and chinks.

Megan is a hoe

by Curry_Splash_Goat March 21, 2019

Meghan

Meghan is the most beautful, crazy, funny, romantic, flattering, person you will ever meet. She is loyal to her best friends but will stand up to anyone who is being a bully. She criticizes herself a lot but everyone knows nothing about her criticism is true. She has crushes but doesn’t like to tell anyone...

She loves her family and friends with all her heart<3 she has a crush on usually smart, funny, guys who usually aren’t strong or muscular because those types of guys freak her out.

People may call her names in the urban dictionary but any meghan that reads this know that none of it is true!

She loves school, sports, music, art, dancing, and the typical basic things!!!

Meghan: “hi”
Jennifer:”hi!”
Meghan:”wanna come over after school?”
Jennifer:”sure”

by Jenniepug November 25, 2017

Megan

a girl who claims she's a virgin but is not

Megan CLAIMS she didn't have sex with her stepfather, but we know otherwise

by niggles01 July 28, 2016

Meghan

Wifey, beeeaaaaautiful human being. Independent and headstrong. Super talented with one rocking bod!

Blonde, freckles, blue eyes, cute butt.

Ayyyyyyyy Mammi you looking foiiiinne

Dude dont cat call her! She'll beat your ass, she's a Meghan!

by Turnedonlightbulb October 4, 2017

Megan

She thinks she is pretty and smart but she's not

"i make straight a's",only because she copies that's Megan for you

by 937463829 June 25, 2016

Megan

Weeder, pothead, anything to do with weed really. They are pasty white, slightly overweight and are literally the biggest possible hoe on the planet. They have parents that buy them whatever they want and if they didn't, Megan wouldn't love them. Are easily succeptible to thin, cocoa butter dark skinned individuals whom are commonly named Matt. Matt too, is a weeder.

Matt: Hey Megan want to do weed sometime
Megan: ok my parents will buy it for us and if they don't then my grandma will and If she doesn't I'll flip out.
Matt: ok
Jack: hey pothead what's up

by Jeb Bush 2.0 November 25, 2016

Megran

Language of two best friends. forever

Hey dude!

Hey my man. waddup

Do you speak Megran?

No I don't.

That's too bad. I am fluent.

by anonymous54654564 March 6, 2010