logan

Logan. he is pretty cool sometimes he will eat your wife and kids but still hes pretty chill. although he will break your knee caps with a sharp ruler. but that's only if you get on the wrong side of him. or he'll do it for fun ...
but hes a real cool fella

dude that guys a total logan

by logan manly man December 8, 2021

logan

a stupid cunt who picks on autistic kids.

oh look theres a logan over there being a dick to an autistic kid

by urmomsbestmeal May 8, 2022

Logan and Justin

power couple, super cute and everybody wants to be like them.

wow did you see Logan and Justin? they're so cute!

by syvulo February 20, 2022

Logan

Logan is a very dangerous creature. One of if not the strongest entity on earth. If you are the target of a Logan, all you can really do is pray that they don't target your friends and family next. Although dangerous, Logan's tend to be very caring. If you are a friend of a Logan, expect to be met with a comedic and loving companion that can and will protect you from danger.
Logan's will tend to be addicted to either tea or hot chocolate. Definitely not coffee. They also can have the urge to do something to your kneecaps. One Logan was claimed to have broken kneecaps with a blunt object, while another was claimed to have been collecting kneecaps. They usually only go after kneecaps of people they despise.

"Hey Logan, nice place you got here."
"Yeah this is a very nice- is that a kneecap?"

by Researcher#50021 May 11, 2025

Logan

An absolute jerk! He thinks he’s all that and he really isn’t. Always have stinky breath and suck at hooking up. If your gonna date 1 just don’t. If your dating one but break up make sure he knows who your friends are cause he might hit them up cause he’s a bit desperate. Always needs someone to make moves for him. Also always wanting to be told how “hot” he is.

Person : “did you see him”
Person : “he’s a logan stay away”

by Teletubbie land April 27, 2022

Logan

Logan is usually at a height of 5,3 and weighs in at around 76 kilos. Logans tend to be born with conditions such as dyslexia and ADHD.

Hi Logan do you weigh 76 kilos. Logan: yes.

by Slanggang3000 February 16, 2025

Logan

A guy whos not afraid to build a snow man.

hes the type of guy that cant plesure a women so builds a deck.
logans best friend is his 2 inch shlong.

hes the type of guy that fucks a sandwich in the public pool.
he has a nut allergy thats why he wont ever be gay

Did you see logan I hear hes short, has a small wee wee and orgasms at the touch of a women

by kindda gay December 16, 2022