Astronaut penis licker

When you have no other phrase

Listen to me you Astronaut Penis licker

by Smalldickphil April 12, 2025

window licker

Lance Stroll.

"Bro, no way he crushed on the back of Daniel Riccardo like that! He is such a window licker!"

by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025

Denim Lickers

Only the best Kickball team you’ll face on a Friday night

Bryce: who are we playing next week
Alex: oh no…
Bryce: Oh god, no not the Denim Lickers

by PASTEP June 6, 2025

Chicken Dick Licker Music

Music that doesn’t suit your pallet, or does it?

For example: Pop-country music. Not to be mixed up with real country music.

Hearing pop-country music gives one the uncontrollable desire to want to lick chicken dicks instead of listening to it. Therefore, they urge others that the music genre must be changed, before they find a chicken.

We need to change the station immediately. I don’t want to listen to this chicken dick licker music!

by Taking the high road June 8, 2025

doe licker

A name for a person who is slightly dumb and smells like cheese

Bro my friend is a total doe licker

by The real thing baby July 18, 2023

Stalagmite Licker

An annoying little degenerate that drinks mineral water.

"Man I love mineral water."
"Shut the fuck up you stupid stalagmite licker."

by Stalagmite Licker August 4, 2023

Poop Licker

A type of gay man that has a mental disorder. They normally get a pole in their butt and proceed to lick their own poop off the pole and not care because it is in their mouth. This type of fag may also be known as a Limpy Wristed Fag.

Gee, that Poop Licker must ingest a lot of shit.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023