Juso

the father of the Dos Equis man

Juso is the greatest liar the world has ever seen

questioner 1: "Juso do you like rice better than potatoes?"
juso: "mmmmmmmmm yes"

questioner 2: "Juso do you like rice better than potatoes?"
juso: "potato?......mmmmmm yes potato better"

rolls up to ESL class in a blacked out lambo

by juso fan December 9, 2012

jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest

"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"

by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013

jumonji

Licking toilet seats

Dis jumonjie smh

by lellelele January 3, 2014

Jason Cunningham

Dirty Jew who looks for any penny he can find.

Jason Cunningham found a penny. So he dove into the water to get it.

by Lololpolicesuckdonuts May 6, 2014

jason's cat

An annoying ass cat that gives no fucks but I still love him because he's Jason's cat.

Damn Jason's cat is back at it again because Mel is obsessed with that dumb shit

by Tkitpimsw September 3, 2016

jason mazer

A person who is a complete pussy. Afraid to punch someone in the face but blooms very well. He loves to show PDA with Kelsey. He also wishes he played on PDA. "I hurt my hip flexer"

Oh I'm such a Jason Mazer with my broken hip flexer

by dasdaf June 30, 2016

JUSTNEY

Justney is a term used by someone who is stuck in the year 2000 and stans for Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. Justney stans usually write fan fictions, photoshops their pictures together, and all together believes Britney and Justin are still together and are secretly madly in love with eachother. They create fan accounts under the name Justney or Britney Timberlake and have several pictures of them together with cheesy quotes they've said to each other. These types of fans are incredibly delusional and you need to take extreme caution near them.

#JUSTNEY4EVER
BRITNEY AND JUSTIN STILL LOVE EACHOTHER!! #JUSTNEY #PINKYANDSTINKY #MADLYINLOVE
I WILL ALWAYS STAN FOR JUSTNEY, F*** YOU IF YOU DONT!!! THEY WILL GET BACK TOGETHER!!!

by BlueDragonz1989 September 28, 2016