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There are many people in the world and many whom read definitions from Urban Dictionary. Now, my definition may fit many but it is dedicated to only one. When encountering Jordan, you may think little of him because of his bad usage of vocabulary and his unfriendly insults. All in all this is only for him wanting to be remembered as something at school and not just as one of the many whom attended his school. His image at school is not of that of in a mirror. He wants to fit in having to change himself completely. Reflecting on that when leaving the building and off the bus, away from his fellow communicators, he is more than ever. He's kind to everyone and just pleads to spread a smile or even a laugh from them. He wants to see them well an joyful. He understands knowing that the past is never ones perfection but there rival. He is of tall height, with dark brown, almost ruffled, hair and eyes of a burned dark oak. He is of a simple tan and his smile, his quirky, off smile, can bring few girls but myself into a faze known as "star struck". Only the luckiest of girls are attracted to him and the same opposing to him. He found interest in one not knowing of them or what they are and yet only shows the truth to them even in the toughest times. I, myself, happened to be that one that experienced the great wonders of the self-conscious, ruthless, tough, out-going, loving, I believe attractive, kind, Jordan.
Is that thee "Jordan" you so forth speak of?
Jordan is a man with high hopes. He has this one girl he can never get off of his mind. He is the best team player ever. Everyone wants him as a best friend. He knows how to get his girls. And he always knows how to make someone feel extra special about themselves
I wish I were a jordan
Jordan by Poetmama December 17, 2018
Jordan is the most kind girl you’ll ever meet, she’s really shy at first but always comes around after a while, even though she’s sweet if you make her mad she won’t hesitate to pounce, Jordan is never a gossip girl but more or less a quiet artist, she also likes to singing her free time, she loves animals, but hates boys, Jordan all I’m all is someone you’d probably want to be best friends with.
Jordan loves art and music
Jordan by Foxtreats January 12, 2019
An ugly man who’s insecure about a big mole on his face. He’s not very intelligent and is not very good at anything at all.
He got an F on his test, his name must be Jordan.
Jordan by BigScrotum69 January 22, 2019
A guy with a small ass dick
Jordan by My meat February 9, 2019

Jordan Alert 

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.
I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.
Jordan Alert by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019