Jonas

Palm oil, hinmmler and mountain dew is three words thats describe his name. He is also addicted to ketchup and fortnite. He will start like a youtuber but he will not do it very well.

How you doing, Jonas?

by A1non0ymC123 December 10, 2018

Jonas’ Girl

Jonas’ girl is kind and funny. She’s really pretty but doesn’t know it. She is hardworking and friendly. Her and Jonas get along great and are best friends.

Girl1- Wow Jonas’ girl is really kind
Girl2- Yeah she doesn’t understand how pretty she is.

by August2011 December 15, 2018

Jona

A Very Ugly Stalker Who Stalks And Harasses Your Girlfriend Because He Likes Her Too. The World Would Be Better Without Jona.
He acts Awesome But Fails Miserably.

God He Needs To Stop Harassing Me He Is Such a Jona

by Force Enhance February 15, 2019

Jonake

(het; m; meervoud: Jonakes)

1: Een perfect plan bedenken, maar het niet uitvoeren

"Gast als wij dat niet proberen doen we een Jonake."
"U plan was zo perfect dat was een Jonake"

by FashiDictionary February 24, 2019

jona

she is a loving person. she will always be tgere for her friends. she cares about every single one of her friends. she is frineds with everyone. she is a caring person. and always loves her bestfriends. she does alot of crazy stuff. will dance crazy. and is always happy.

jona is always happy for who she is.

by jona she is always happy March 6, 2019

Jona

Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.

You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JONAH
Friend: omg never let go of him!

by xd jokesonu June 4, 2019

Jonafan

A jonafan is the Jonathan’s inner sassy queen. He can easily rock a ponytail and some crazy glasses without being called gay. You can talk about anything with a jonafan without it becoming awkward. He can be a grumpy bitch at first but when you get to know him he’s a real beauty inside. He’s funny, kinda smart, generous and he has muscles for days.

we love u jona.

Girl 1: did u see that guy with those cool sunglasses over there?
Girl 2: Yeah he’s so sassy.
Girl 1: he must be a jonafan

by aCharlotte July 11, 2019