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jelly john

A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.

It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.
Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.

Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.
by cool4dude November 8, 2005
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Jami Johnson

The most beautiful girl in the world! Long brown hair with eyes to match with a amazing personality. She is the sweetest girl you will ever meet with tons of friends but one specific she is loyal to and he loves her with all of his heart. She is the most amazing thing that ever walk on this planet with a heart that could hold the world. She is truly the most amazing thing that will ever live.
Jami Johnson, hey thats my best friend and love forever<3
by max.johnson91 October 7, 2011
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Zara Johnstone

A beautiful girl with beautiful shimmering eyes. Boys if you ever meet a Zara Johnstone don’t let her go she is a sexy ass beast with a wonderful and funny personality. You will never meet a more beautiful girl than Zara Johnstone
Person1: I wish all those boys would chase me like there chasing Zara Johnstone
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Boris Johnson'd

Adjective:
To fuck up so badly, causing mass confusion that will last for years to come.
Having no idea what you are doing, but saying it with a half confidence and a jokey way in the hope people believe you.
Ensuring blame is always pointed at everyone else except you. This is best achieved through passive racial slurs and praying on fear of immigration.

Not having any morals and being able to lie like an acrobat even when the inter is full of videos of you saying what you are denying.
No giving a fuck about anyone or anything but you own self image, and ensuring there is dodgy cash lining you pockets.
Examples:
'Gary you have really Boris Johnson'd that right up!'

Or
'Karen what the hell has happened?'
Karen - 'I've done a Boris Johnson'
by Sickofeverything2019 September 5, 2019
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Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson had been so excited at the gullibility of the population, he was already onto his third wank blanket of the week.
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harry devon johnson

The old legal name of the author pen name regardless devon victory,of the published book reading virginity 1.1.
The old legal name of the author pen name regardless devon victory,of the published book reading virginity 1.1.
harry devon johnson=
by regardless devon victory March 24, 2010
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john lindsey

A famous 21st Century writer, populaized by such works as "Sergei The Searcher" and "The Violent Bob Saga." Is often seen weaving decrative baskets...
I wanna wanna wanna be... John Lindsey!
by Axemaster The Fierce February 10, 2005
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