by Joe Joe Blowe January 11, 2008
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by The Islander formerly known as Fi February 1, 2004
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A small state filled with people who has never left, but constantly talk about how it's the best state in the world. Filled heavily with guidos who come into Manhattan on the weekends and ruin the nightlife (not to be mistaken with Staten Island fucks who are hard to identify from the Jersey crowd to the untrained eye)
Basically just a bunch of people who don't know a world outside the Tri-State area.
Put them out of their element, and that spiked hair and $100 "expensive" jeans won't cut.
For the record, California is the best state, and I'm not even from there.
Basically just a bunch of people who don't know a world outside the Tri-State area.
Put them out of their element, and that spiked hair and $100 "expensive" jeans won't cut.
For the record, California is the best state, and I'm not even from there.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: Yo, mother fuckin New Jersey is the best fuckin State in the whole fuckin world. Yous got 24 hour diners all overs, you got shopping malls where you can stalk 17 yr old high school girls, you got 7-11's.
Anyone who has traveled: Yea they have that a lot of places. Besides, who goes to the mall after middle school.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: .....? What are you, lame? Who goes to the mall? Thats like saying, who doesn't spike their hair from their neckline up.... You're crazy.
Anyone who has traveled: Hmm...alright, I'm gonna head to the airport. Going back to LA, and then up to San Fransisco to meet up with some guys and drive up to Seattle, and visit a friend in Vancouver while I'm up there. I'll be back in New York in a week or so.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: You want a ride in my Z-28 IROC? Well check me out next week, I'm gonna be on MTV: True Life
Anyone who has traveled: Yea they have that a lot of places. Besides, who goes to the mall after middle school.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: .....? What are you, lame? Who goes to the mall? Thats like saying, who doesn't spike their hair from their neckline up.... You're crazy.
Anyone who has traveled: Hmm...alright, I'm gonna head to the airport. Going back to LA, and then up to San Fransisco to meet up with some guys and drive up to Seattle, and visit a friend in Vancouver while I'm up there. I'll be back in New York in a week or so.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: You want a ride in my Z-28 IROC? Well check me out next week, I'm gonna be on MTV: True Life
by B-TCrowdHater January 18, 2008
Get the new jersey mug.Dude, did you see Jersey Shore? It shows what New Jersey is like
-Yea, we gotta set that state on fire now
-Yea, we gotta set that state on fire now
by Chrysler300CMan March 1, 2011
Get the New Jersey mug.What people outside of New Jersey think:
*We only eat pizza
* We are obnoxious and always get into fist fights
*We all live down the shore and if we don't we are living in the basement of a factory in the center of Jersey.
*The only thing we do is fist pump
*The girls are short and fat but the guys are tall and ripped
*We always say "Joisy"
* We are all rich
* It's like a cheep Italy
What we reely do:
*Just because we make the best pizza in the country doesnt meen that it's the only thing we eat ( New York's pizza has nothing on ours)
* We only get into fights if we need to. We are the ones who give money to bums in New York.
* Many of our houses are reely nice and most of us just go to the shore in the summer.
* NOT EVERYONE FIST PUMPS
* The girls are gorgeous and the men are hot
* WHERE DID PEOPLE COME UP THIS THIS AWFUL ACCENT. *The only thing that I saw which I would consider an accent would be cawfee. What else would we say? coughey?
* We have not so great parts of New Jersey and rich parts.
*We are one of the nicest states in the country
*We only eat pizza
* We are obnoxious and always get into fist fights
*We all live down the shore and if we don't we are living in the basement of a factory in the center of Jersey.
*The only thing we do is fist pump
*The girls are short and fat but the guys are tall and ripped
*We always say "Joisy"
* We are all rich
* It's like a cheep Italy
What we reely do:
*Just because we make the best pizza in the country doesnt meen that it's the only thing we eat ( New York's pizza has nothing on ours)
* We only get into fights if we need to. We are the ones who give money to bums in New York.
* Many of our houses are reely nice and most of us just go to the shore in the summer.
* NOT EVERYONE FIST PUMPS
* The girls are gorgeous and the men are hot
* WHERE DID PEOPLE COME UP THIS THIS AWFUL ACCENT. *The only thing that I saw which I would consider an accent would be cawfee. What else would we say? coughey?
* We have not so great parts of New Jersey and rich parts.
*We are one of the nicest states in the country
by Jersey Girl<3 September 3, 2012
Get the New Jersey mug.Same as the standard upper decker except you eat a 20-pack of White Castles first and then take the massive dump in the tank. when the next poor slob flushes, the smell from the dirty water will cause an uncontrollable craving for White Castles.
When my ass was about to explode from that 20-pack of castles I ate, I gave marco's toilet a jersey upper decker.
by berserkers rule February 5, 2010
Get the jersey upper decker mug.A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
by SlimShady600 November 19, 2010
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