James

A hilarious, loyal, charming, and intelligent man, with a myriad of fascinating insights and facts to share. He seeks truth to the point of perpetually dealing with cognitive dissonance, and the points and questions he poses are a Holy Hand Grenade to thy brain. As much as he is reluctant to admit it: he is quite obsessed with Russia, he is a hopeless romantic, and he doesn’t take himself too seriously. He has a great head of hair, and he is genuinely a chivalrous feminist, who appreciates women holistically, empowering them while also being willing to mildly inconvenience himself on their behalf (such as opening the door for a girl on her side of the car, before going around the car to the other side so he can get in, even when she continuously forgets his act of chivalry will obliviously scoot to the other side.) He is a proud Economist, Tory, and history buff, and he is basically a twenty-first century Eugene Fitzherbert. He has amazing taste in film and literature, and he made up his own slanguage. There are an infinite amount of other praises to be expressed about this man, but one tends to get so overwhelmed with what already comes to mind, that one’s brain will get overloaded. If you have a James in your life, don’t let him go. If you have a James like the one described above as your boyfriend, definitely don’t let him go (but sucks for you sista, cause I don’t plan on violating this advice. He’s mine.)

“Oh, so you’re feeling bored and like you can’t trust anyone to prioritize truth over bias— sounds like James is what is missing from your life.”

by bettylongstocking March 13, 2021

King James

A British king who lived from June 19, 1566 to March 27, 1625. Known for religious tolerance, his capable if modest leadership, and being absolutely, fabulously gay. Also oversaw the creation of the King James version of the Christian Bible, which is the most popular version of the Bible in American society, particularly amongst homophobic fundamentalists.

"Elizabeth was King: now James is Queen," an old British saying.

"I'm sure glad King James wrote the Bible!"

by Ed83 December 7, 2006

James

A whore who likes to sniff queefs

Ew james.

by N3lxv October 18, 2017

jamesio

A little bitch of whom you may find on insomniac flames forums.

Jeff: Hey that Jamesio sure is a little bitch.

Salvatore: Yea thats what I hear

by afd May 17, 2006

James

A person who can be extremely annoying sometimes, but honestly, you know they're only trying to impress you or someone else. Can be a complete sweetheart.

"Damnit, what did James do this time?" "Oh, he was only trying to impress that girl over there." "Figures."

by NightmareMalfoy October 7, 2011

James King

To be "James King'd" is a verb.
Which includes pecking with a rather large nose and sexual harrasment.

ALSO you must be halfblack half white, have a huge nose, and have to be the creepyest kid ever.

Girl- Oh my God!
Boy- What?
Girl- I've just been James King'd!
Boy- By who?
Girl-JAMES KING!

by kaitlyn (= December 9, 2008

Jenna Jameson

A porn star who everyone says is a dirty slut, forgetting the fact that ALL porn stars are dirty sluts and Jenna Jameson is just a well known Dirty Slut

Mike: Hey Your Jenna Jameson!

Jenna: Yes I am. Want an autograph and a blowjob?

Mike: Eww. Your such a whore.

Eva Angelina: Hi guys!

Mike: Oh can I get a Blowjob from Eva? She's not a whore at all!

Eva: Ummm... Sure lets pretend thats true. 500 bucks and I'll let you put it in my ass.

Jenna: Throw in another 500 and I'll lez out with Eva while you fuck her.

Mike: This is the best day ever

Jenna and Eva: Wow. This kid is retarded. Lets just take the money and run.

by SureILikePornButSeriouslyGuys? November 23, 2010