Rain Delay

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. But maybe she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023

German rain cloud

Immediately after ejaculation, the man does a back flip out the bed while farting at the same time. Creating an aerial dusting.

Him: "I came in her pussy, pulled a german rain cloud, and left 'dat bitch!"
Her: " so good, until he left me in a german rain cloud" :(

by Stuntclown1 December 9, 2019

Rain Massacre

1) A famous speech constructed by a very, very, fuckeyed individual. Now the gold-standard for being as high as a kite, and then some.

If someone is so high that they are rain massacred then they are toked out.

2)

"I AM THE RAIN MASSACRE,
FROM OUTER SPACE I WANNA GET DOWN,
SIT DOWN,
HIT DOWN,
GET MY BITCH DOWN."

Zach: "Question, you think Jerry is fuckeyed?"
Mike: "For sure, he's one toke over the line."
Jerry: "I AM... THE RAIN MASSACRE!"

by babyjesusmb August 12, 2009

English Rain

The act of getting stabbed, named after the frequent occurrence of knife attacks in England.

Jackson was thinking about getting a stab proof vest, on account of English Rain.

by PsySlop May 31, 2025

Rain Man

Where a man ejaculates into the air and catches it in his own mouth.

YJ cut out the middle man from a Snowball and did a Rain Man instead

by Gellibelli January 24, 2024

Irish Rain

That really fine rain that gets you soaked through to your pants

"Come on it's only fine rain!" "No chance! That's Irish rain and I don't have any spare underwear when these get soaked."

by Benji-chivs November 26, 2021

Rain

Rain is an extremely nice and funny guy, however, he like men

Why is u so Rainey?

by JuicyBalls6969696969 September 28, 2023