mud crotch

a female crotch infected with diseased dirt injected by another human being

Man that girl has mud crotch...stank that noise.

by Pmilli902 May 30, 2009

Spitting mud

When someone with diarrhea deposits it into someone's mouth and that person in returns spits it back into the others persons face.

I asked my friend why it looked like he got chocolate smeared all over his face. He told me his girlfriend was spitting mud.

by mingus6912, jester January 18, 2009

No mud no lotus

A saying that can be traced back to Buddhism. Basically it means that of course, there will be bad things in life that will cause you to suffer. It'll bring pain to you. However with this "mud" you eventually get stronger and grow as a result thus forming you into a beautiful "lotus". Just remember life gets better eventually but it takes time and effort.

Joel: Life just isn't good man. The past year has brought me nothing but depression, anxiety, and despair. It's an endless roller coaster and I want out so bad.

Ryan: No mud no lotus.

by DeadBread January 11, 2018

Mud Buds

When two friends both do anal with the same girl.

Me and my best friend have both done anal with the girl down the street. We’re mud buds now.

by PimpDaddyPratt January 10, 2019

The Driller's Mud

When you have sexual intercourse doggy style and as the girl climaxes you simultaneously snot rocket on her back.

Lil susie rotten crotch was shocked when Bertonio decided to give her the Driller's Mud

by Booger_1337 December 17, 2008

mud tooth

noun

1. A tooth that is discolored in any way.

I wonder if her breath stinks because of that mud tooth.

by sean anonymous November 17, 2008

Blood and mud

While a female is taking a poop she starts her period.

Wife to husband: while I was taking a poop I started my period.

Husband to wife: nice, making a little blood and mud!

by Pa boy September 18, 2017