eye mud

The result of mixing speed tears and dust. Occurs most often while riding four wheeler or the like on a dusty trail, without wearing goggles.

It took several hours for all the eye mud to purge from my tear ducts.

by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007

Spitting mud

When someone with diarrhea deposits it into someone's mouth and that person in returns spits it back into the others persons face.

I asked my friend why it looked like he got chocolate smeared all over his face. He told me his girlfriend was spitting mud.

by mingus6912, jester January 17, 2009

The Driller's Mud

When you have sexual intercourse doggy style and as the girl climaxes you simultaneously snot rocket on her back.

Lil susie rotten crotch was shocked when Bertonio decided to give her the Driller's Mud

by Booger_1337 December 21, 2008

Blood and mud

While a female is taking a poop she starts her period.

Wife to husband: while I was taking a poop I started my period.

Husband to wife: nice, making a little blood and mud!

by Pa boy September 18, 2017

mud tooth

noun

1. A tooth that is discolored in any way.

I wonder if her breath stinks because of that mud tooth.

by sean anonymous December 9, 2008

mud tracks

Having shit marks on your pants and having it show through to people walking behind you

Fucking person when I was in 3rd grade ruined my digimon book and had mud tracks causing more reason for her to be disliked/made fun of.

by Ruined Digimon book October 21, 2011

Magma Mud

The product that comes when person A gets anal really really rough by person B, so hard that person A may have gotten some minor cuts and/or tears of the anus/rectum. Then person B discreetly grabs a bottle of rubbing alcohol and douses person A's anal region, causing pain and anguish while purposefully trying to get the majority inside the rectum.

"dude i heard that chick ended up with some magma mud the other day"

"no way, that's sick"

by kavik_ November 20, 2009