bloody christian ears

Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually

Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls

by DDRJ12 December 04, 2017

Turn on your ears

To listen or hear with intention.

"Hey! Turn on your ears and pay attention!"

by Zehn_Master January 27, 2010

Alabama Ear Fuck

Viciously jamming your finger in and out of one's ear.

He just alabama ear fucked me!

by JuiceBoxWithNoStraw September 22, 2016

One-ear club

When the teacher lets you listen to music during class, but they only let you listen with one ear.

Bro, Mr. Richard let us do the one-ear club today.

by Alex Tyde March 06, 2020

Put it in my ear

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.

Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear

by handlesog December 21, 2020

(Fake Diamond earring)

just Two Fricking Question marks with diamonds.
What else is there???

I had the (Fake Diamond earring) lost at sea.

by GabeGamingYT November 05, 2017

Ear sex sounds

Supernatural S.A. Town

Omg I heard the new episode and it was ear sex sounds in my ear it’s the greatest show of all time

by THEStupidPodcaster July 03, 2021