Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.
For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.
by TehKingz August 7, 2010
Get the 5 Second Cookmug. The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.
We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.
by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019
Get the Second Floor Porchmug. Youtuber: okay guys, this will take a while, I need to farm a bit, gonna see you when I'm done
---10 SECONDS LATER---
Youtuber: Alright dudes, that took a while, but it was worth it, so let's continue with the video
---10 SECONDS LATER---
Youtuber: Alright dudes, that took a while, but it was worth it, so let's continue with the video
by TroubleMachine March 24, 2020
Get the 10 SECONDS LATERmug. A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.
by MagnificentRikki November 15, 2012
Get the Three Second Walrusmug. The act of letting your boyfriend go down on you after letting another guy ejaculate in you earlier.
I went over to Tom's house for an afternoon quickie, then when i got home Steve went down on me for an hour. I totally gave him a Second Hand Luke!
by Yinzer4life February 24, 2011
Get the Second Hand Lukemug. Not all humans make bowel movements everyday. And on the rare occasion one of those people make two bowel movements with a 24 hour span, Second Dump Syndrome is the worry that goes through said persons head of the possible (but erroneous) deathly diseases he or she THINKS they may have.
Person On the toilet talking on Phone: "O.M. GOD, this is my second dump today, I probably have a new breed of the Mad Bird Flu Cow Positive Disease. I should get checked out."
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
by Jerk Face Jerk Man January 14, 2011
Get the Second Dump Syndromemug. (On the ski slope)
Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
by erzebet333 July 25, 2010
Get the Split Second Splitsmug.