Sonic the Hedgehog

The act of a person gripping their testicles so hard that they begin to turn blue. As soon as this happens, they must jerk off as fast as humanly possible. Last, at the moment of climax they must shout " GOTTA GO FAST!"

Jimmy was walking back to his dorm after a long day of classes. He opens his room door to see his roommate, Brody, butt ass naked will one hand gripping his walnuts and the other pumping his cock faster than the blue blur himself. In the midst of Jimmy's horror, Brody screams " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.

" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.

" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."

by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020

Sonic The Hedgehog

Person 1: Yo did you see Sonic over there
Sonic: *appears behind him*
Person 1: runs away in fear
Person 2: stands there with Sonic wondering what his problem was.

Sonic The Hedgehog is what you call a blue hedgehog that runs faster than the speed of sound he also collects big golden rings

by dabbaddabbad April 28, 2021

kapta a hedet

It's a term. It refers to someone giving a headshot to the enemy in CS:GO. It was originally invented by Róbert Papp (Brodan).
Ez egy kifejezés. Arra utal, ha valaki CS:GO-ban fejlövést ad az ellenségnek. Eredetileg Papp Róbert (Brodan) találta ki.

"Kinézett a gyerek, oszt má' kapta a hedet! Pedig csak egyszer nyomtam az egérre!" - Róbert Papp, 2020

by relnbcsgo August 5, 2021

Sonic the Hedgehog

A blue furry. Hho is depicted in some fan art as gay, pregnant, fat, naked, and eating people whole.

Guy: Oh my God look at that art!!
Other guy: Why is Sonic the Hedgehog eating someone??
Guy: I don't know

by Daddy SpongeBob 👨👨👨 November 13, 2021

Sonic The Hedgehog Hair

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
:

person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you

by justasonicfannothingpersonal2 August 31, 2021

Arii The Hedgehog

A stupid self insert mary sue who is just an object for Shadow The Hedgehog to ejaculate inside

I'm really disappointed in myself for knowing who Arii The Hedgehog is

by fuck des hoes September 14, 2021

Arii The Hedgehog

A stupid self insert mary sue who is nothing more than an object for Shadow The Hedgehog to ejaculate inside.

I'm really disappointed in myself for knowing who Arii The Hedgehog is.

by fuck des hoes September 14, 2021