Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".
"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"
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Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?
Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?
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Michael: I am going to jeet you in my sleep and have a nocturnal goon to you.
Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!
Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!
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