Goblin Mode

it's just jacking off

i went goblin mode last night and got fired from my job

by 24/7 jackin off March 28, 2024

A Goblin

Giving a goblin - is when you massage/rub someone’s anus with the knuckle of your thumb whilst snarling at them viciously.

Last night I gave Jenny a goblin and she loved it!

by BadHandsJeff February 15, 2020

[goblin gootch]

a very scary private area on either a boy or girl

brittany's goblin Gootch was to scary for Peter Scateregia although he is a tool it was to unbarable for him

by Mark Rice jr. January 8, 2009

Goblin of the year award

An award handed out to the current years greatest goblin (chosen by the 5 democratically nominated wisest goblins) during the annual goblin festival, during said festival, multiple other goblin related activites are also usually participated in.

"Yo bro are you going to the goblin festival this year?" - Goblin 1
"Yeah! I hope ill be nominated for the goblin of the year award this time!" -Goblin 2

by Gooblebob Wibber Moop the 4th February 19, 2024

Slut Goblin

A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.

lat night i picked up a slut goblin at the local pub.

by the coyote kid May 18, 2020

Piss Goblin

Someone who hangs out by the urnials in gay clubs to collect piss. They will do anything for pee, hence the goblin mode.

Yo, that piss goblin got me good at the Eagle last night.

by GlizzyGoblin69 November 17, 2023

Grammar Goblin

That one member of your DND party thats always correcting the party or the dm

PC: I'd like to use magic missile
GG: Actually you cant USE magic missile, you cast it
PC: Gee thanks you grammar goblin

by Chedder-cheese May 31, 2022