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voucher goblin

When you cash out at a casino, often times the machines will not give change and instead print out a voucher for the change. Most people just grab their cash and walk away. Voucher goblins hope for this, and hover by the cash out machines at casinos hoping to collect these abandoned vouchers and scrounge up enough to finally make a bet of their own.
You can tell the economy is in shambles when there's more than one voucher goblin camping out by the cash out machines.
by ToastedZergling3 April 3, 2023
mugGet the voucher goblinmug.

Vaush-Goblin Fallacy

When someone in an argument argues the semantics of a word/phrase, rather than making a retort against the other person's argument.
Person 1: No lolis aren't children, they're actually young-looking women.
Person 2: Nice Vaush-Goblin Fallacy loser
by goblinski May 8, 2024
mugGet the Vaush-Goblin Fallacymug.

Galley goblin

A flight attendant that is territorial over their galley to the point of not sharing food or beverage stock with other flight attendants.
The aft flight attendant was a galley goblin that didn’t let me get my first class snack basket or any of my restock, and people like her should be put on nothing but CRJ 200 trips if they hate working with others so much.
by jeisennenk May 17, 2023
mugGet the Galley goblinmug.

Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.
Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.
by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024
mugGet the Goblin Toemug.

Coochie Goblin

a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter
Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?
by emmenotagirl November 28, 2022
mugGet the Coochie Goblinmug.

Croch Goblin

A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.
I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.
by Local whore October 15, 2022
mugGet the Croch Goblinmug.

Closet Goblin

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.
My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!
by anonymous September 26, 2020
mugGet the Closet Goblinmug.

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