German BS

Licking the shit off a bulls ass after it takes a shit then proceeding to have anal sex with said bull

Cj:Man I had so much fun last night, there was alot of German BS going on.

Chris: DUDE thats nasty.

Nik: He has a point...

by Creestofuh April 30, 2010

german helmet stamp

To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.

Shut the fuck up or I will give you a german helmet stamp on your forehead!

by Backsack Bob March 19, 2014

German kitty gun

A huge machine with a cute name that is absolutely horrifying.

Allied Soldier:Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?

by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020

Visiting the Germans

Anal sex

My girl and I were visiting the germans last weekend

by Sexgodpuss January 4, 2016

German Kiss

To fart while someone of giving you a rimjob.

“Amelia gave Justin a nasty German Kiss.”

by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 3, 2021

fingering the fuck out of german women

When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean

Holy shit your fingering the fuck out of German women

by Njames July 14, 2022

German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.

Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.

by The Remaining One April 5, 2017