Herman the German 

A harmless old fella, who bides his time by pottering along on his bike in a travelleresque manner. He is often seen in the town of Consett and nearby areas, riding along the road, with his telltale sign of indicating by flailing his arms about. But most of all, he can be recognized by his unique hat with a tufted duck feather pointing out the top.

All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.

Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.

I've just had to give Herman the German some change because he was trapped in Aldi.

Herman the German by diggsy_malone March 21, 2022

The German Empire 

A country existing from 1871 to 1918
The German Empire is also known as the 2nd Reich.
The German Empire fight on the side of the Central Powers during the First World War

Person 1: Have you heard of the German Empire?
Person 2: Yes. I am studying it right now
Person 1: OK

The German Empire by PonianYoutube July 21, 2020

Constipated German Ass Goblin

A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.

I couldn't sleep last night because the constipated german ass goblin was disturbing my sleep.

Constipated German Ass Goblin by brandon moby April 29, 2006

Dirty German

n. A "moustache" given to another person by applying moustache wax to a finger in secret, then dragging the waxed finger across the person's upper lip. See: Dirty Sanchez

"I like the way your moustache smells." "Do you want a Dirty German?"

Dirty German by Helmut Kohl July 3, 2007

Hot German Potato Salad

A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.

Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!

Hot German Potato Salad by Choco Ison April 3, 2009

Sexy German 

(Plural: Sexy Germans)
Refers to certain "chosen" sexy people.
Do not have to be German, but must know one German word.
Examples of sexy German names: Taylor, Divya, Alissa. (Those are most common)
Sexy Germans usually live in the Burnaby area of BC, but also found in certain other places.
Mostly found in Canada.

Person 1: Wow! Have you seen Taylor, Alissa and Divya?
Person 2: Yeah! They are SO sexy!
Person 1: They must be Sexy Germans.

Sexy German by Taylor Adrienne January 17, 2009

There's a German in your computer 

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.

Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.

There's a German in your computer by Barry June 4, 2004