get my finger paints

This is what you say when your about to pull a JFK. Your armed and dangerous.

Only 4 chicken nuggets!, Im supposed to get 5. Yo SnowMane, get my finger paints.

by Pistol Starta February 14, 2004

Four Finger Pain Train

The four finger pain train is a controversial practice commonly used by boorish Neanderthal girlfriends in order to dominate their significant other. It involves the sudden unannounced insertions of the four non-thumb digits of the hand up to the hilt into the partners anus. This usually causes the the victim to writhe around in agony for several minutes. But in rare cases can be greatly enjoyed by the recipient.

Dude, I was in Econ the other day and Brian told me that he totally got four finger pain trained by his girl last night. The crazy mofo enjoyed it!!!

by Apricot Noontime Trivia February 21, 2011

Jingle Finger

(n/v) a holiday finger bang usually given when one forgets to get a significant lady friend a gift.

The level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum "Jingle Bells" 3) occurs between the months November through January

Note: It is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse--it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.

Synonym for Yule Long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.

Ann: I got you an i-pod for Christmas, Bob!

Bob (in head): Shit! I forgot a present for Ann!
Bob (to Ann): Thanks, girl. I got you something special: a jingle finger. Let's go to my sleigh!

Ann: I'm the luckiest girl in the world!

by John Buckner October 8, 2011

Five Finger Butt Blast

Noun - Anal fisting

My boyfriend, Mike, begged me for a five finger butt blast last night. Now my wrist is sore.

Jeremy gave Jacob a great five finger butt blast today, he said he's never gotten his fist so far up another man's rectum before.

by Johnny Jerk Off September 1, 2013

Three finger combo

The shocker, a combination of vaginal and anal penetration executed with 3 fingers.

I gave Maria a three finger combo after we had raising canes last night

by Papapoopypinky September 2, 2018

ten finger tidal wave

A form of the Japanese game "Kancho" where rather then using 1 pointer finger from both hands you use all ten fingers to shove up somebody's anus.

BOY 1: "DUDE I TEN FINGER TIDAL WAVED HIM SO HARD THAT HE SCREAMED."
BOY 2: " DUDE HE'S NEVER GONNA SHIT AGAIN"

by Jamesjamesjames69 May 12, 2019

Chinese Finger Trap

The act of an uncircumcised penis using its foreskin to cover and lock in a circumcised penis head of another man

Khristian: bro, did you hear what Rufus did to Shane at his wedding?

Rich: no bro, what happened?!

Khristian: Rufus went and gave Shane a Chinese finger trap.

by K-Schlem2014 June 29, 2019