Five Finger Death Punch

A classic amongst the Kyle's, Bootlicker's, and the "I was going to join the Marines but-*insert fake health condition*" crowd, Five Finger Death Punch is essentially Pantera with an extra chromosome. Their specialty is pandering to people who love veterans, in order to keep what little relevance they have. Their target audience is comprised of people who can't read, people who want to claim they listen to "metal" without listening to metal, and people who just want to appear strong to make up for their slow learning abilities. The only bright spot of this band is that their guitarist is pretty good, but that is frequently overshadowed by news of Ivan Moody (frontman) playing hopscotch between different rehab facilities. When it comes to songwriting, let's just say the ABC's has a more complex lyrical makeup and song structure than just about everything this band has put out. It could be worse though; They could be Trapt.

"Did you hear that new Five Finger Death Punch song?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"

by BIGXSCHMEAT September 9, 2020

finger condom

Traditionally called a finger cot. These offer protection for fingers in various activities.

Jane stole some finger condoms from her chemistry lab to use at her own leisure.

by dL September 20, 2004

Finger scale

A scale relating to a female's looks. A three on the finger scale means "I would cut off three of my fingers to nail that girl".

by B-Stange April 14, 2003

finger eleven

Amazingly talented and...quite possibly the best band of all time!!
plus they're canadian :)!!

Finger Eleven is fucking AWESOME

by NIX_nicki September 20, 2003

Finger Bang

When a finger is inserted inside a woman's vagina. Touching the side of the labia at the same time.

Drayson decided to finger bang Sophia in the side of the church. It was so hard, Sophia said it hurt.

by John Wolf Junior January 6, 2012

Five Finger Death Punch

A hardcore metal band that, if listened to correctly, can relieve stress and anger.

Five Finger Death Punch's first album "The Way Of The Fist" was such a kickass album! Beforehand, I wanted to take a pickaxe and go to Burger King, but now I feel absolutely fine!!

by ChackyJan April 7, 2008

finger eleven

insanely awesome band

did you guys see finger eleven with ozzy osbourne last night? man that was bitchin

by james black August 8, 2003