Wedding Fight Fuel

The exact definition for the act of taking straight shots of single malt scotch. This does not have to be at a wedding, however it will ultimately result in a similar experience for the drinker and any other humans or fixed objects within their vicinity.

José: "Hey Pablo, why did Jimmy get arrested over the weekend?"
Jimmy: "Well he bellyflopped into a wedding cake, was grinding up on the bride and beat up the DJ."
José: "Must have been all that Wedding Fight Fuel he was doing during the ceremony in the morning."

by synergie March 31, 2020

we gon fight

To have sexual intercourse when you see that person again.

“We gon fight” next time I see you.

by Hotsausage225 March 29, 2023

Post fight clarity

When you get in a fight but later regret or cringed at what you did.

"Damn, I can't believe I did that. I knew I was in the moment, but damn, that was cringey."
"That's post fight clarity for ya."

by Surgelumix October 14, 2021

Fight your barber

A song by Yuno Miles that describes the course of action you should take if your barber cuts your hairline too far back

Steps listed in "Fight your barber":
Step 1: Hope that shit can grow back, cause if it don't your hairline stuck like that
Step 2: fight your barber
Step 3: Move away from the hood cause if you don't they're going to cook your ass
Step 4: Buy Doo Gro (and presumably use it)
If steps 1-4 do not work, proceed to the following:
Step 5: Cut it all off and go bald, in Yuno's words "Gotta rock the baldy like SoLLUMINATI"
if step 5 did not work, proceed:
Step 6: You gotta wear a wig now

by Kingdoms of Fear Project May 11, 2022

Illegal llama fights

When you go to the bathroom and there is writing in the stall.

Jimmy: I was in the bathroom and saw some illegal llama fights.

Lucas: Wow man was it harsh?

Jimmy: Tots mcgoats.

by Isaak S you know me sokrith May 29, 2014

Fight like Ukrainian

Fight like Ukrainian - a signature saying on t-shirts, apparel, posters in support of Ukraine's struggle for freedom

The Fight Like Ukrainian Shirt features two aircraft along with the saying “Fight Like Ukrainian"

by Nuwee July 5, 2022

global snowball fight

Any situation where people around the world host a snowball fight to settle conflict.

We need a global snowball fight to achieve world peace and have fun.

by Givmefweedum October 7, 2021