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facebookivity

(n) The opposite of productivity, marked by an excessive use of facebook.
Man, I have a ton of homework to do... time for less facebookivity.
by jhambone March 14, 2010
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Facebook angle

A photo the individual (often female) took themselves, their arm obnoxiously encompassing half the photo frame.

Generally from overhead-down; the logic is, that way only their face and boobs show, and it's because they're obese. Period. If a girl doesn't show her ENTIRE body in any pics on her profile, it's suspicious. Ask her to send you one of her from head to toe and see what excuse she invents.

Yep, she's fat. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Dude, this chick is hot!

Um dude, she has 100 pics she took of herself trying to act sexy, yet none go below her boobs. Stop and wonder why, for a sec! It's all a Facebook angle, every single one!
by BDITM March 13, 2011
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facebook philosopher

someone who feels the need to use facebook as a forum to make others think he or she is smarter than them
Brad is the quintessential facebook philosopher. Constantly trying to broadcast his 'brilliance'.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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Facebook Bodycheck

a feeling of despair after checking one's Facebook wall and realizing that no one has responded to your posts.
After getting online, and noticing that I just got facebook bodychecked, I realized that I have no real facebook friends...or friends in general. I am a loser.
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Facebook Fuck

When a person changes the state of a person's Facebook profile when left logged in. Usually consists of changing he victim's sexual orientation, picture, and interests to include various unspeakable acts. See Also: Facebook Fucker
"Man, He left his profile logged in. He's due for a good ol' Facebook Fuck. Let's check Google Images for pictures of gay guys to post on there."
by PeteJolly October 31, 2006
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Facebook Alzheimer's

If you remember somebody from earlier in your life and your supposed friend does not remember who you are or how you know them, then that person has facebook alzheimer's.

Basically, it is somebody who does not remember you, but you remember them and you want to be facebook buddies.
Joey: Hey Chandler, Gloria doesn't remember me from high school. She wouldn't agree to add me as a friend on facebook.
Chandler: Well, how do you remember her?
Joey: I like slept with her three times.
Chandler: She probably has Facebook Alzheimer's.
Joey: How come girls suffer from Facebook Alzheimer's more often than guys.
Chandler: It's because of lower brain capacity in females; well, you see, when girls go off to college, they have to make a choice - either remember past sex partners like you, or gain further knowledge in their college major.
Joey: Very intriguing.
by FriendsFan2008 June 2, 2009
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facebook

An addicting website for people in high school and up where stalkers tend to reside due to the massive amounts of information about a person that can be found on a persons page
warning:parents and other unwanted family members tend to like this website also and may find and add you
Gigi:omfg!! i found that really hot guy from class on facebook last night!! I also got his number, email, and screen name
Naomi:omg dude! thats awesome!!
by bored723 February 24, 2009
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