When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.
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Get the Deniss mug.Term used for an inanimate object that very closly resembles a dildo (not including fruit and vegetables), that is used by someone for sexual pleasure. Or a double ended didlo.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.
"That bottle looks like a dildo, I'd be tempted to used it as a Danish Sword"
Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"
Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"
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Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
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