Dylan

He gets bitches like no ones business. He is short but really funny and has the best friend group

Daughter: I like this guy named Dylan

Mom: oh shi I’ve heard Dylan’s are top notch

by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022

Dylan

A guy who has a big fat d!ck he doesn’t know how to use and likes to be called daddy 💀💊

Omg that Dylan has a massive druggy d!ck

by Megan g _ January 28, 2022

Dylan

Dumb blond kid who never shuts the fuck up about goomba with a hat or druggy joe.

Man: Hi Dylan!
Dylan: HE HE HE HA!

by ManWithAPlan12 February 11, 2022

Dylan

The stupid blond kid who never shuts the fuck up and loves mini Pekka. Also a rich white boy.

Man: Hi Dylan!
Dylan: HE HE HE HA

by ManWithAPlan12 February 11, 2022

Dylan

plays warzone and skyblock

GUY: 'hey wanna play fortnite?'

Dylan: 'Nah i'm playing skyblock.'

by fuckdylan69 February 12, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is the OG big K Crippin Nigga you're ever finna meet yuhurdd. He gets all the bitches, while his best buddy makes out with them after his dick was in their mouth. Everyone just wants to be with him he guesses. He also isn't fond of niggers but that's okay, he's not racist he's just built differently.

Wow, Dylan's cock is so huge I bet Gabe wants to suck it.

by Feetpics1080p February 14, 2022

Dylan

A massive fucking loser who will take advantage of you and will when given any power will abuse it, and he can never let go of things. His huge ego isnt the same about his tiny penis

dylan: today im gonna nut in the cum bag
person 1: not again

by Ab8y12019 March 1, 2022