french dip

When you've finished your business on the toilet and your wiping hand reaches down there and inadvertently makes contact with the piss and/or shit-filled toilet water. It could be light graze or a full on plunge. Possible reasons include poor hand coordination, distraction due to shit lit and/or an extraordinarily massive excremental output leading to a higher than expected toilet water level.

Dude 1: High five!
Dude 2: Alright! *complies*
Dude 1: Lol I just french dipped a minute ago with that hand.
Dude 2: Nooooooooooooooo.

by DarkWingSchmuck June 24, 2015

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dip-head

a person with the named isabel,
or someone acting gullible.

This was made by Cassie Decuir in 4th period lunch one day.

You stupid dip-head!

by marybeary:3 November 02, 2010

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Double dipped

Verb. The act of placing not one, but two cooking pans filled with a liquid outside a sleeping persons door. When they awaken and stumble out of their room, it is right into said liquid.

Dude, I got double dipped bad this morning! With ranch dressing! No worries though, imma get him back with a double dip filled with placenta from my aunts third cousins dog!

by Arfdawg March 16, 2011

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Mickley Dip

The amazing act of having both your balls in a pussy while your penis is in the asshole of the very girl who's pussy contains your balls.

"Yo dude last night I totally shoved my balls in this girl's pussy while I was fuckin' her in the ass."

"Why the hell didn't you just call it a Mickley Dip you fucking moron?"

by JoseGfromWhitehall January 01, 2008

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lip dip

the female equivalent to 't-bagging' someone - resting/placing/stamping your vagina lips onto their forehead or personal property without their knowledge as a joke or an act of revenge

Dude better watch it, or he'll get his scooter lip dipped if he keeps parking in my spot!

by rohahn September 14, 2015

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