dildo sniffer

When some one is being gay or just annoying call them a dildo sniffer!...

Someone Being annoying?!!
Just call them a dildo sniffer

by Yolo nignog February 16, 2018

Dora dildo voodoo

You get bad luck / voodoo when you don’t reply to a text or question from Doras dildo you can even ask chun.maraj her hair stylist came late and didn’t finish her hair.

You didn’t reply to Doras dildo text!! Your going to get Dora dildo voodoo on you for 24 hours

by Doras dildo November 06, 2020

Iowa dildo

When a cob of corn is used as a dildo

I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday

by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024

iowa dildo

when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other

I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!

by throwaway6401 July 10, 2018

fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

dildo filter

To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.

He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.

by whoisthepoet August 18, 2016

dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022