A.I.D.S.

Arse Infected Dick Suspected. A condition inially caused by a man putting his tail up a monkeys bum then sticking it up another mans bum. Then someone invented "gay" and loads of men started putting their winkles up others mens bums, and there you have it.... A.I.D.S.

The disease can be associated with the transfer of ejaculate from a gentlemans penis into another mans anus thus causing the transfer of the disease A.I.D.S.

by Davy Garew April 24, 2011

A I D S

After Intoxication Drinkin Shits - this is pretty self explanatory

Dude I pounded a whole bottle of Jack and it gave me the A I D S

by Jeff Josh Scotty Kris June 30, 2007

m.a.p.d.

Mothers Against Paris Driving, or any other celebrity driving a vehicle after partying.

1. Anyone who think celebrities should stay with the limos, instead of pouring themsleves behind the wheel when out partying.
2. Mothers Against Paris Driving are raising money for Lindsay Lohan's limo driver.
3.No one wants to see Paris Driving. Even if her limo driver has the night off, she can afford a fuckin' cab!
4.The M.A.P.D. will find you...

by v83image January 3, 2008

"F'd" in the "A"

1. Getting sexed from the ass.

2. Popularized by the best show ever: South Park.

When Johnny got owned by Sally, Sally resonded with: "You just got "F'd" in the "A".

by Dirtylolcat7546832946554gftr546v453453453 September 19, 2007

I'd have your ass in a casket

An expression used when someone asks a hateful or hurtful question or does something hateful, drastic, etc.

See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.

Girlfriend: "What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."

or

Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"

by Lacey Smiley January 13, 2011

L.A.P.D. Beatdown

A group of at least 5 men surround a woman in a gangbang and beat the shit out of her with their penises.

Neal, Chad, Zach, Josh, and C.J. surrounded a cheerleader and gave her the L.A.P.D. Beatdown.

by PDtamer03 May 30, 2006

A.R.D

to be hard. 'well hard' tough, strong minded, physically strong e.t.c

"He's proper A.R.D mate" - Chav talk

by Adam Ellis July 7, 2006