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Crotch Pocket

1. The awkward pocket directly in front of the crotch that is created by the seam of some dresses and skirts.

2. A vagina or mangina.
1. I love the new skirts for the school uniforms. I bet I could carry all my books in this crotch pocket!

2. -Mike got laid last night! Well... Almost.
-Almost?
-Well he was aiming for her crotch pocket, but he missed.
by MommaElla July 23, 2010
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Crotch Rotch

When two guys balls rub against guys thighs it creates a rash.
Awwww man I got crotch rotch.
by Scary turtle June 22, 2020
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Lobby crotch

When a chick has a man but still has a lot of guy "friends" waiting to slide up in it when her boyfriend screws up.
"Kenda is a cool ass chick but she's got lobby crotch going on."
by DatMoFo.from.the.951 May 31, 2021
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Crotch Feast

(v.) when you spill crumbs onto your pants around the crotch area, and then proceed to eat them.
I do it myself, but it just looks creepy when other people have a crotch feast.
by Blaze200038 March 6, 2011
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Crotch music

When someone is listening to their iPod and they hold it between their legs whilst doing something else.
John: Eww, crotch music!
Mark: Aww, come on, I'm reading the map.
by PalindromicAnna September 24, 2007
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Crotch Burn

chafing between the legs and groin area which most often burns and turns red.Often happens to people with excess weight and constint sweating.Sgn of a fungi infection most times.
Man dude that workout with the trainer's is rough,I'm getting Crotch burn.
by Manuel Mayhem September 14, 2010
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Crotch Rocket

1.) When somebody is super fast at slapping the salami or fucking!
2.) When somebody becomes extremely hot or sweaty when having sex.
3.) When somebody acts in a weird type of sex where you put a spicy pepper in or on your crotch to let burn.
Me and jim used a Ghost pepper to crotch rocket to find out who is more of a pussy!
by Fishtarts November 30, 2015
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