Crotch Master

One male who can either do a full split without popping a testicle, or a squatting king.

"Yo man I'm a level 32 Crotch Master"

by Drumphillia April 8, 2016

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frost crotch

the freezing sensation that occurs when you're outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your penis freezes so bad you feel like its getting pricked by needles.

"I just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my dick hurts like a bitch."

"Oh you must have frost crotch."

by Datbass January 7, 2014

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Cactus crotch

When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see

Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.

by Pokey crotch March 30, 2017

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Chutney crotch

A person with red hair whos pubic hair matches the hair on their, e.g. Redheads

Hey, look at timmy, he has a chutney crotch

by Benjisilence February 12, 2009

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Crotch Pocket

1. The awkward pocket directly in front of the crotch that is created by the seam of some dresses and skirts.

2. A vagina or mangina.

1. I love the new skirts for the school uniforms. I bet I could carry all my books in this crotch pocket!

2. -Mike got laid last night! Well... Almost.
-Almost?
-Well he was aiming for her crotch pocket, but he missed.

by MommaElla July 23, 2010

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