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Schrodinger's crap

The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away
"at the party I left a Schrodinger's crap"
by yee-yee haircut July 22, 2024
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A Crap for That

The return statement after a friend or associate tells you that they have an application for a smart-phone that applies to the situation (e.g. finding the positions of the stars) and you profess to them in a sarcastic manner that you do not care.
It is used similar to the phrase "I don't give a crap", however you use a sarcastic tone to convey your apathy
Guy1: Hey, man, check it out! My iPhone has an app that lets me know what the stars look like above us right now!
Guy2: Hey you know, I have a crap for that...
by RaisinguStoronga December 29, 2010
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Crap Doodle

noun a small child who is a little obnoxious shit/ a person who’s about to see dis foot up that ass😇
I swear the little crap doodle is so smart she’ll probably try to sneak into my phone to see who I’m talking to and just be traumatized by all the shit I say in here
by Alex Rogers-Barnes October 5, 2021
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Crap

A word used sometimes when people are frustrated, or they are talking about numero dos, or they are talking about something of extremely poor quality. Fun Fact: Did you know that the person who invented the toilet was named Thomas Crapper??? If you don't believe me, look it up.
WHAT THE CRAP! DID YOU CRAP YOUR PANTS?! You get the idea.
by Skittlelovesdictionary May 19, 2023
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Crap Splash

When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.
I was in the toilet taking a dump and had a Crap Splash get my buttocks wet.
by Foxtrot Knox November 24, 2016
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Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.
CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!
by Ghost_person579 May 6, 2020
mugGet the Crap noodlesmug.

raft a crap

Raft a crap

A ship full load of lies being told.
I think your telling me a raft a crap in the story your telling.
by Bogwonron July 2, 2022
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