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Crap

More family friendly version of “s##t” and a substitute of the word “poo”
Guy 1: HOLY S##T

Guy 2: I prefer holy crap
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crap

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Upper Craps

An illegal dice game where a player puts money in a pot depending on the max bet; there are 5s, 10s, and double games. The first person to roll a 7 or 11 starts the game and calls a number to roll. The amount of money he put in is the number of rolls he gets. If the player doesn't roll the number he wants, the player with the second most amount of money in the pot tries to roll the number the other player called out. This then repeats until one player takes the pot . If all players can't roll the number the rotation restarts, then it's one roll for each player. A five game where the max bet is five, a 10 game where the max bet is 10, and a double is where all players put in 10 and it's one roll each. This game is usually played in upper Sandusky ohio
I won 40 bucks in upper craps today!
by Bigtityfart January 24, 2025
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crap raggedy

Raggedy to the extreme. So raggedy one might crap oneself.
I ran myself crap raggedy today.
I need a new ride. My hoopty is crap raggedy.
by Miguel Molinos January 8, 2014
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Crap giver

Someone who lies about a lot of crap that isn't believable.
Person #1 "OMG! Kaitlin's telling a bunch of crappy lies again!"

Person #2 " Omg! She's such a crap giver"!
by Crap news June 6, 2015
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Steaming Pile of Crap

Edge (AKA: the new-new Internet Explorer), Bing, or any other browser and search engine which are widely used to install a better browser and default search engine.

For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".
Oh no, I accidentally typed something in and it opened in this Steaming Pile of Crap instead of my Real Browser.

Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.
by Urban Dictionmaker May 9, 2021
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crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs
Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles
by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018
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