john, why are the pages of this magazine in the crap-aray, all stuck together?
john:what do you think?
me :eweeeew
john:what do you think?
me :eweeeew
by 8055 March 21, 2014
Person #1 "OMG! Kaitlin's telling a bunch of crappy lies again!"
Person #2 " Omg! She's such a crap giver"!
Person #2 " Omg! She's such a crap giver"!
by Crap news June 05, 2015
A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.
by The Butt Dictionary September 04, 2018
An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.
Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."
by Wonton2 July 28, 2013
Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.
by ok male friend February 24, 2020
Taking a dump while reading the Bible.
by i.poop.in.church.69 March 20, 2018
The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.
So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?
So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?
by Definitively Cool December 12, 2023